Wiierd

One of the most exciting things about the Wii is the prospect of playing completely new types of games. But what does that actually mean?

It means we'll be seeing games like this:

(Oh, it's just one of those catching-ladybugs-with-giant-scissors games.)

Then there's this:

What can we ascertain from this picture? I think you control a tiny man that runs across giant dominoes in a park, while a bunch of Gumbys conga-line around a phallic fountain, and an arrow points out where the surprised-looking red sperm is waiting. And you'd better fucking hurry, because the clock is ticking.