Monday, August 27, 2007

The International Society of Supervillains

Hey, everyone! Just want to alert you all to my good friend, Tyrone Jenkins' Trevor Higgins' new website. The ISS is a humor writing collection, similar to McSweeney's. They take submissions like McSweeney's, too, except they publish under supervillainous pseudonyms.
It's a fairly new site but there's some good stuff there already. Hopefully you'll see some of my stuff there in the future.

Excerpt from Rejected Endings For "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"
Harry’s heart raced. Dumbledore had returned! Then he looked more closely and could tell that the figure biting and gnawing at the head of Voldemort was not the Dumbledore he knew and loved. Albus Dumbledore, former headmaster of Hogwarts who fought so valiantly so many times, was now a zombie.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Andrew Bird -
"A Nervous Tick Motion Of The Head To The Left"

I just wanted to give a heads up that Andrew Bird, an excellent musician, will be playing at the Bijou on Sept. 10. I'll be going and you should too.
However, since nobody who reads this blog actually lives in Knoxville anymore, simply disregard this post.

Here he is playing one of my favorite songs at Bonnaroo:

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Be Kind Rewind

I can't wait to see this. I'm also glad that Mos Def is doing some more comedy, cause he was really good in Hitchhiker's Guide.

Friday, August 03, 2007

Worst Title For A Cartoon Ever

"Pre-Teen Raider" sounds disturbingly like something NAMBLA would finance.