Election Porn

You can keep your Nailin' Paylin.

Actually, completely SFW:

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What Nat Saw

I've been a fan of artist Brandon Bird for a couple years now. His whimsical pairings of pop culture figures and childhood memories make me smile.

There's a lot to love. He has an entire series devoted to Edward Norton, aptly named The Norton Anthology. And then there's this. But my new favorite combines two of my greatest loves:

Please don't cry, Natalie. I'm here.