Christmas Wish List - The Odd Edition

Here is a list of things that I would love to own, specifically of the odd variety. And no, I don't expect you to buy them for me.

1. The Avenging Unicorn Playset


2. Log Pillow


3. Wallet Bottle Opener


4. Girlfriend's Lap Pillow


5. Personalized Zombie Portrait

One More Wiik. Two more...Thrii?

I'm still Wiiless, people. It isn't fair, really. Nintendo should send me a free one for all the free advertising I've given them. Countless dozen have witnessed my sugar-coated fanboy rants about the curative powers of the Wii, and so on. I've handled a masterful smear campaign against Nintendo's rivals, never once expecting something in return. And now all I'm asking for is a little something in return. I think that's fair. Frankly, I'm sick of watching others play their fabulous Wiis while I remain empty handed (although I will continue to do so).
Things like this become more and more bittersweet:

*sigh*

I Always Hated The Ice Levels

Jason Bateman is so embarrassed he can barely get the words out.

Cut That Turkey!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Reason To Get Married #2

So you've got the perfect cake.
Now you need the perfect present: