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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

If I Were A Firefly,
I Would Light Up My Ass At Night

I mentioned Green Porno a while back. Now the bizarre educational insect love videos are online.



Visit the site, to see Isabella Rossellini dress in weird costumes and say things like, "To have babies I need to mate with another hermaphrodite...in the sixty-nine position."

You'll be glad that you did.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

To Boldly Go...

I posted the first scene of "Integration" to YouTube. In this scene I play the Klingon, Lohgagh, and Bone plays General Kailagg.

To Boldly Go...

*sigh*

Episode two is out! Sort of...
The episode has inexplicably been split into two parts, the second of which will be released next month. It's nice to have something to listen to, but it would have been nicer to have a completed episode.

The most frustrating part is that commercial breaks have been edited into the program. These are apparently commercials that ran during Next Generation's first season, and have been included for a "fun retro feeling". Fun for whom, I'm not exactly sure. The commercials are completely jarring and break up the flow of the episode.

I hesitate to recommend listening to the episode in this form, as an edited, non-commercial version is promised "later this year". Most likely after the second half of the episode is done.

If you want to listen to this version go right ahead. If not, I recommend listening to at least the first scene, if you want to hear me and Brian play Klingons.

Addendum:
I used Sound Studio to whip up a commercial free version of the episode. It sounds MUCH better this way. Feel free to stop by and listen to it sometime.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Chingon - "Maleguena Salerosa"


Antonio Banderes - "Cancion del Mariachi"

Reason To Get Married #3

When gamers get married (sounds like a reality show) why are their weddings so much cooler than everyone else's?



More pics.

All the groomsmen and bridesmaids at my wedding will be dressed like Toads and Toadettes. The best man will be Luigi. I'll be dressed as Mario, and my bride will be Natalie Portman. The entire ceremony will be filmed by a Lakitu Bro. with a camera on a fishing line.