Sunday, December 14, 2008

Laser Sharkbear Holiday Gift Guide

Here is a quick list of things you should all buy for me.

1. A signed Brandon Bird print. Preferably this one:

I've already expressed my love for this.

2. Adorable 9/11 plushies

Unfortunately, these aren't actually for sale. But I want them.

3. Donkey Kong Jenga

A geek must-have.

4. Creepy baby head bowl

If this wasn't sold out I'd be eating tomato soup out of it already.

5. Horrified B Movie Actor Action Figure Set

These would go great with my tiny teddy.

6. Steam Punk goggles

Steam Punk is the tits. Back off, haters!

7. Kickass 3D anatomy puzzles

So much tidier than actual cadavers.

8. T-Qualizer shirt

So everyone at the club will know I'm feeling it more than they are.

9. Karakuri Tea Serving Robot

Feudal Japan + robots. Yes, history was this cool.

10. Ice sphere tray

Or the professional version, for making perfect spheres. Because cubes are sooooo last century.

11. Banana Bunker

Just because it makes me giggle.


Sarah said...

The visual of tomato soup in a baby head was enough to make me vomit a little in the back of my mouth. On pathology rotation the fluid found in pus filled body cavities was often described as tomato soup like. Baby. pus. skull.

Sharkbear said...

Haha! I win.