Here is a quick list of things you should all buy for me.
1. A signed Brandon Bird print. Preferably this one:
I've already expressed my love for this.
2. Adorable 9/11 plushies
Unfortunately, these aren't actually for sale. But I want them.
3. Donkey Kong Jenga
A geek must-have.
4. Creepy baby head bowl
If this wasn't sold out I'd be eating tomato soup out of it already.
5. Horrified B Movie Actor Action Figure Set
These would go great with my tiny teddy.
6. Steam Punk goggles
Steam Punk is the tits. Back off, haters!
7. Kickass 3D anatomy puzzles
So much tidier than actual cadavers.
8. T-Qualizer shirt
So everyone at the club will know I'm feeling it more than they are.
9. Karakuri Tea Serving Robot
Feudal Japan + robots. Yes, history was this cool.
10. Ice sphere tray
Or the professional version, for making perfect spheres. Because cubes are sooooo last century.
11. Banana Bunker
Just because it makes me giggle.