ME: Hello, I'd like a number one combo.
DENTON'S EMPLOYEE: Would you like everything on that?
ME: Yes.
DENTON'S EMPLOYEE: What would you like to drink?
ME: A strawberry smoothie.
Smoke begins billowing out from the hood of my car.
DENTON'S EMPLOYEE: Sir, is your car okay?
ME: I'm...not sure.
DENTON'S EMPLOYEE: Because there's smoke coming out of it. Like, a lot of smoke.
ME: Yeah...
DENTON'S EMPLOYEE: Okay, your total comes to six twenty-two.
ME: Thanks!
Five minutes later:
1 comment:
If I'm reading through the lines correctly... Sorry to hear your car tried to kill you. How unfortunately Stephen King of it.
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