Sure, everything about this song is bland as hell. But once Oates and his magnificent 'stache enter the frame it no longer matters.
And nobody knows the power of Oates' moustache more than Oates' himself, since he is currently developing an animated series in which he and his 'stache fight crime!
Here's a description of the pilot:
"It will portray Oates opening a new wing of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that focuses on mustachioed musicians.
Suddenly, a dying David Crosby appears and with his last breath warns Oates of a mysterious secret group of mustache wearers bent on killing other mustache wearers. As actor Tom Selleck attempts to escape from the latest murder scene, Oates summons his own mustache with a fist pump that simultaneously changes his clothes from conservative attire to pink pants and white boots."
No updates on this since last summer, but let's hope this is released in the very near future.