Sarah Silverman Bitch Slaps Paris Hilton

I have no use for MTV and MTV has no use for me. I believe the channel lost any credibility long, long ago. But every so often they broadcast something worthwhile, even if it only lasts a minute.

Apparently the MTV Movie Awards aired recently, and apparently Sarah Silverman was the host of those awards. I'm a fan of Sarah Silverman even if her projects sometimes lack focus. Her sense of humor is sick and I completely relate to that.

Here'sThere was a clip of Sarah Silverman humiliating Paris Hilton during the awards show. Unfortunately, it was removed by Viacom (surprise, surprise) at the exact same moment that I posted. Fortunately, I was able to download the clip before they removed it. Take that, corporations!

Anyway, if you didn't see it here's a brief transcript:

SARAH: In a couple of days Paris Hilton is going to jail.

Audience erupts into enormous applause, surprising even Sarah. Cut to Paris Hilton in audience, glancing around uncomfortably.

SARAH: Wow. Wow. Thank you. The judge says that it's gonna be a "no frills thing", and that is ridiculous. She is totally gonna get special treatment. As a matter of fact, I heard that to make her feel, like, more comfortable in prison the guards are gonna paint the bars to look like penises...I think it's wrong too. I just worry that she's gonna break her teeth on those things.

Cut to Paris trying not run out of theater, screaming while audience goes nuts. To add insult to injury, cut to Jack Nicholson in audience, apparently even more stoned than usual from the sweet, narcotic mist of Paris' delusions of public adoration evaporating before our eyes.

Paris Hilton needed a good slice of humble pie...or in this case, needed to have hundreds of humble pies thrown in her face by a crowd of jeering audience members.